Quotable Quotes
Quotes from Doug Larson
"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball." - Doug Larson
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse." - Doug Larson
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it." - Doug Larson
"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend." - Doug Larson
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks." - Doug Larson
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." - Doug Larson
"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate." - Doug Larson
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!" - Doug Larson
"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows." - Doug Larson
"The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment." - Doug Larson
"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." - Doug Larson
"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself." - Doug Larson
"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows." - Doug Larson
"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate." - Doug Larson
"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse." - Doug Larson
"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush." - Doug Larson
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"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own." - Doug Larson
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks." - Doug Larson
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!" - Doug Larson
"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work." - Doug Larson
"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk." - Doug Larson
"Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it." - Doug Larson
"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work." - Doug Larson