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Quotes from George Burns

"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Age
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Age
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Age
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Age
"At my age flowers scare me." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Age
"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Age
"I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Age
"I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Age
"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Age
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Failure
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Failure
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns
Quote from George Burns about Family
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick." - George Burns
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age." - George Burns
"I spent a year in that town, one Sunday." - George Burns
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"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples." - George Burns
"I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life." - George Burns
"Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life." - George Burns
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle." - George Burns
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle." - George Burns
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate." - George Burns
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns
"I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money." - George Burns
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate." - George Burns
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." - George Burns
"Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up." - George Burns
"I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age." - George Burns