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Quotes about the topic of "Marriage"

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." - Katharine Hepburn
"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left." - Jean Kerr
"When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship." - Joseph Campbell
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West
"Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too." - H. L. Mencken
"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman." - Honore de Balzac
"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner." - Red Skelton
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it." - John Steinbeck
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward." - Erma Bombeck
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake." - Elbert Hubbard
"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of." - Mae West
"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up." - Ogden Nash
"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce
"Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them." - Sydney Smith
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." - Erma Bombeck
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"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass." - Rodney Dangerfield
"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." - Clint Eastwood
"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does." - Groucho Marx
"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry
"A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day." - Andre Maurois
"There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends." - Homer
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." - Woody Allen
"Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love." - Ellen Key
"By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We're like other couples. We do not get along perfectly we do not go without arguments and, as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other. But a marriage is three of us." - Barbara Mandrell
"Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture." - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
"If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love." - Michel de Montaigne
"Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two." - Ambrose Bierce
"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." - Gilbert K. Chesterton